Sam Elliot's character Wade Garrett in 'Roadhouse' makes even the straightest dudes question their hetro credentials. #HesStillTheBest

The "Operation" game glowing-red-nose dude let kids know if they were cut out to be surgeons at a young age. We owe him some gratitude. #HasBro

Married with Children tried to paint Al as a poor looser. But that's a nice house for a single-income shoeman with a housewife and 2 kids. #AlWins

I might not be good at many things in life I admit, but if you name an 80s television show, I can bust out its theme song. No kidding. #TrueSkills

Remember Clippy? Supposed to be a helpful virtual assistant. Annoying as hell. I wanted to flick him off the screen when he appeared. #FUClippy

There's a 24hr 90s Supermarket Sweep streaming channel. I watch too much & get excited to see David Ruprecht crazy sweaters. #Confessions

I force my son & his best pal to watch 80s action flix with me. I've seen 100X but love them just the same. They don't share my enthusiasm. #SadDad

Courtney Cox in Scream 3 had jacked up bangs and mullet 80s kid me had cuz my mom saved money cutting hair herself. #TrueStory

I would be Colonel Wilma Deering’s wingman anytime. I got her six in any space engagement, no questions asked. #SpaceForce

That 70s Show was a tv show made in the 90s about kids in the 70s. That show today would be called “That 2000s Show”. Ouch. #GettingOld

I’d love for Die Hard to be a Christmas movie. I really would! But its not. Nobody released a Christmas movie on Jul 22. So it is written. #ItsFinal

Candy cigarettes. Grooming children to be life-long addicts of a deadly drug. Proof the 1980s didn’t give a sh!t about kids. #TheCorporateMan

The post Covid-19 remote worker anthem is officially Aretha Franklin’s “Who’s Zoomin’ Who?” from 1985. I declare it. #ZoomMeetings

Another product pitch: Someone needs to market, manufacture and distribute Limahl hair hats. I would buy that sh!t. #NextFashionCraze

I’m not saying Cher’s “If I Could Turn Back Time” music vid influenced me to join the Navy, but it totally did. Sailors are more fun. #AnchorsAweigh

Food companies still haven’t released a Hall & Oates cereal? What’s wrong with you? Give the people what they want! #CompleteBreakfast

No subscription to “The Spice Channel” on your cable plan? No problemo. 90s preteen boys had anti-scramblers in their brains. #HotCable

All this AI reminiscent of Terminator. Don’t worry, robots won’t attack us directly. They’ll just stupidify us into a pool of mush. #HastaLaDummy

Made leftover Thanksgiving turkey chili. Shredded cheddar melted so perfect on top that “Modern English” started playing in my head. #Cheese

I love 1990s Pauly Shore movies to this day. I said it. I don't apologize for it. You all love them too. You're just in the closet. #PaulyProud