That 70s Show was a tv show made in the 90s about kids in the 70s. That show today would be called “That 2000s Show”. Ouch. #GettingOld

I’d love for Die Hard to be a Christmas movie. I really would! But its not. Nobody released a Christmas movie on Jul 22. So it is written. #ItsFinal

Candy cigarettes. Grooming children to be life-long addicts of a deadly drug. Proof the 1980s didn’t give a sh!t about kids. #TheCorporateMan

The post Covid-19 remote worker anthem is officially Aretha Franklin’s “Who’s Zoomin’ Who?” from 1985. I declare it. #ZoomMeetings

Another product pitch: Someone needs to market, manufacture and distribute Limahl hair hats. I would buy that sh!t. #NextFashionCraze

I’m not saying Cher’s “If I Could Turn Back Time” music vid influenced me to join the Navy, but it totally did. Sailors are more fun. #AnchorsAweigh

Food companies still haven’t released a Hall & Oates cereal? What’s wrong with you? Give the people what they want! #CompleteBreakfast

No subscription to “The Spice Channel” on your cable plan? No problemo. 90s preteen boys had anti-scramblers in their brains. #HotCable

All this AI reminiscent of Terminator. Don’t worry, robots won’t attack us directly. They’ll just stupidify us into a pool of mush. #HastaLaDummy

Made leftover Thanksgiving turkey chili. Shredded cheddar melted so perfect on top that “Modern English” started playing in my head. #Cheese

I love 1990s Pauly Shore movies to this day. I said it. I don't apologize for it. You all love them too. You're just in the closet. #PaulyProud

Duncan Hines and Dolly Parton teamed up?! I love them both. I’mma have to make some Dolly buttermilk biscuits with sausage gravy. #CountryAF

Of course the shower is cold Phil Conners. Who goes into the shower, then turns it on? It always starts cold even if you have hot water. #ColdShower

Peter Gibbons tore down the walls of his cubicle. Today’s poor “open space” table-farm worker would kill for that kind of privacy. #CubicleJelly