I love to share short retro thoughts with images and animated gifs. Unfortunately, all the social media, micro-blogging platforms are owned by The Man. That’s why I created “No Duh!”, a place to share my short-form thoughts. I’ve been freed from corporate greed, so scroll away and heed my feed! —Jamie
Another product pitch: Someone needs to market, manufacture and distribute Limahl hair hats. I would buy that sh!t. #NextFashionCraze
I’m not saying Cher’s “If I Could Turn Back Time” music vid influenced me to join the Navy, but it totally did. Sailors are more fun. #AnchorsAweigh
Food companies still haven’t released a Hall & Oates cereal? What’s wrong with you? Give the people what they want! #CompleteBreakfast
No subscription to “The Spice Channel” on your cable plan? No problemo. 90s preteen boys had anti-scramblers in their brains. #HotCable
All this AI reminiscent of Terminator. Don’t worry, robots won’t attack us directly. They’ll just stupidify us into a pool of mush. #HastaLaDummy
Made leftover Thanksgiving turkey chili. Shredded cheddar melted so perfect on top that “Modern English” started playing in my head. #Cheese
I love 1990s Pauly Shore movies to this day. I said it. I don't apologize for it. You all love them too. You're just in the closet. #PaulyProud
Duncan Hines and Dolly Parton teamed up?! I love them both. I’mma have to make some Dolly buttermilk biscuits with sausage gravy. #CountryAF
Of course the shower is cold Phil Conners. Who goes into the shower, then turns it on? It always starts cold even if you have hot water. #ColdShower
Peter Gibbons tore down the walls of his cubicle. Today’s poor “open space” table-farm worker would kill for that kind of privacy. #CubicleJelly
